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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

C#, Asp.net Core, Blazor, Xamarin.Forms are great. But it will be greater if you also takes over OpenCV (converting C++ to C#) and MathJaX (converting JavaScript to pure C#/Blazor).

Compressing encrypted data can lead to security problems.

$(document).ready(function(){
  $("p").click(function(){
    $(this).hide();
  });
});

I hate fucking nested moron unreadable jQuery syntax!

First please don't let my display name & picture fool you. I am a true good-looking & sexy idiot but I am very poor. My friends describe me as a highly driven individual with a wide range of skills, capable of doing anything. I describe myself as curious, intuitive, sincere and above all, honest.

As an adult, I was called a lazy idiot. On any examinations I always got 0 out of 100. My parents had no idea that I have a learning disability until I found stackoverflow.com and stackexchange.com that have changed my life.

Now I love math, physics, and programming. I learnt Basic, Pascal, C/C++, Javascript, C#, Mathematica, Java, and Python. C# is the best. I also love eating, sleeping, cleaning, laughing and bothering other people. Feel free to let me bother you!

My mother always says "you should learn not only from smart people but also from stupid ones thereby you know how the stupid ones think". She also told me I could become whatever I wanted in life even when I told her I wanted to be Casper The Friendly Ghost.

I often compare PSTricks to a Swiss Army knife: age-old, trusted, incredibly versatile, yet potentially mind boggling and full of pointy things that could really hurt me. However after digging deeply into it and knowing the knife safety rules, then I don't look for another pocketknife.

I am a sort of person who can't be bothered to read documentation even after wrong things have happened. This is my learning style.

Based on the third law of Newton, my attitude is a reaction of your action. If you don't like my attitude, blame yourself!

I can tell you more but then I have to kill you!

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  • If you can clearly see a \path, you can be sure it’s someone else’s, not yours.
  • The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
  • It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
  • Philosophy will mislead you to the truth.
  • Unlike learning martial arts, no computers will be injured as you learn to program.

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